Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler December 9, 2008

smanked

to be smacked and spanked at the same time. Derived from a father being indecisive about whether he would punish his child by smacking or by spanking.

Stop doing that or you're gonna get smanked!

by Mark Spanglar January 3, 2007

Sparked Out

When a person is intoxicated/under the influence of Sparks energy drink/alcohol hybrid.

Man I had 8 sparks plus the other night and I was soo SPARKED OUT!

by Jawnasaurus March 29, 2009

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

spanker

A foolish person, who if they spent as much time concentrating on the task at hand as they did worrying about everyone elses work, would be a champion.

That Gulliver sure is a total Spanker.

by champowski August 29, 2005

Spankadiculous

To harm in such a way that something incurs laughter.

The way my brother beat Virgil down was so spankadiculous, the school's remorse was quickly replaced by hoards of ridicule.

by */yyan February 3, 2004

spacked

SPonge attACKED. To be viciously attacked with a common household sponge.

I spacked felix last night, now he's in a coma.

by Tom and Felix Who Shall Now Fuck Off May 16, 2005