freddie the spaghetti

When a man called freddie wants to eat your spaghetti

Freddie the spaghetti means he wants to eat your spaghetti

by kawaiikookiie February 17, 2017

spaghetti masher

A person who sits on a plate of spaghetti.

Ew! Gross! He just sat on my spaghetti.
That spaghetti masher!

by Mecachis June 1, 2018

Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.

Jolly spaghetti in one's life is being the rest to one's long and tiring day.

"You are my jolly spaghetti."
"I want you to be my Jolly spaghetti."

by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015

Spaghetti fork

Is a sexual act Where a girl Wraps her hair around a penis like spaghetti on a fork

Damn last night my girl gave me a spaghetti fork to get me going

by Spaghettifork April 28, 2020

Spaghetti Surprise

When you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. Instead of a normal lincoln logsets... you see a pile of bloody tapeworms with little poop nuggets that look like meatballs... thus, a spaghetti surprise.

My friend Matt just got back from Mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.

by Marky Benjamin June 7, 2010

Insideout Spaghetti

When someone gets their butthole fisted so hard the isnide of their butthole comes out, and looks like pasta sauce for spaghetti.

"Hey Jeorge, i heard Tracy tried something called 'Insideout Spaghetti' on you. How was it?"

"The inside of my butt felt very violated and i felt go inside out."

by TheSpaghettiLoverer April 17, 2021