Salty

the act of being a salted pretzel.

"hey man. you're looking salty today."

"that's because I'm a pretzel, Bob."

by Catie Mathews September 10, 2014

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004

Soliyana

A small dark-skin girl. Big ass booty. Funny and beautiful and has a sense of style. Also very sweet.

Mm... she such a Soliyana dude.

by ur.grl.ruthy April 4, 2015

Salty Dick

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.

John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"

by QuidamUD April 22, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

Salty

Being angry, agitated, upset.

William Beckett(After his Sweater Shrinks): After all of that stressing about what we were going to wear and going shopping and scrambling. I'm a little salty.

by Katie783 April 13, 2008

Solay

A SUPERRR gorgeous attractive person. :) She's totally nice, and she seems innocent but really she's not. An awesome friend! Loves to be crazy. Has a one-of-a-kind name and personality.

Mikayla: Look at that girl over there! Her name MUST be Solay.

by mikaylalovessolay October 25, 2009