Soberest

More sober than us

Yo dick you drive us home you’re the soberest

by Mexican churro Russian January 14, 2018

soberoke

When you're so broke you're sober.

You: man I'm so high.. did some dabs hahaha
Me: maaaaannn I'm jelly, I'm soberoke right now.

by Tehassilem May 31, 2018

Sobbing Clam

A vagina that has pre-cum overflowing or leaking out of the edges.

"Oh babe, my sobbing clam is ready to be cheered up"

by cheeto dust 01 November 11, 2018

Sober as a brick

When you are totally, 100% without a doubt sober.

"Hey, you good?"
"Yep, sober as a brick"

by Tallb0i August 15, 2019

Sober-drinker

An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption

Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.

by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020

Sobeful

Feeling sad or depressed

Damn I feel hella sobeful today

by veryrarecrisps June 5, 2020

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021