smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability

I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta

by the specialk and illianjay October 8, 2004

Pink Smoothie

When a girl throws up into your mouth while you make out, then proceeds to give you a blowjob, vomiting all the while.

Jenny: Want a pink smoothie?
Andrew: is it strawberry?
Jenny: ya, I had sokme strwberrys for breakfast

by Parker and Andrew September 13, 2009

blueberry banana smoothie

1. When a male ejaculates on the breasts of a woman with extra large nipples and then tit-fucks her, causing the cum to froth up in a smoothie-like consistency.

2. What a pirate yells at a juice bar.

"Give me a blueberry banana smootie, me heartie"

"I gave that girl such a blueberry banana smoothie last night... she fucking lapped that shit up."

by Seth T. January 19, 2008

smooth move

Doing something that makes you look like an idiot.
The word smooth being used sarcasticly for humor.

"Wow look at the dipshit, he just fell down the stairs."
"Oh look he is walking over here."
"Hey SMOOTH MOVE Clouseau!"

by chas traylor November 19, 2007

Be Smooth

- To keep doing you.

- exiting a conversation as lowkey as possible

Ex: when you get curved by a girl you're trying to slide in their DMs and you say "oh, okay, be smooth."... you're trying to make yourself sound like you're exiting a conversation as smooth and lowkey as possible

by MrBillmeyer January 12, 2018

smooth talking

The skillful act of twisting yourself out of deep shit and picking up the one and only girl you want.

"Oh my goodness, you're so good at smooth talking!"

by Smoothtalker February 21, 2015

blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad

Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.

by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010