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Slit

I’m not drunk I’m slit.
by mrsnorty September 30, 2021
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Slit Show

n. a social event that is comprised virtually of all females that includes sexual overtones.

n. A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of chaos and only involving women
"Hey Tracy , this party is such a slit show, why is there only women here?"

The project was a total slit show from the beginning, because there were only women involved
by rockman4200! September 5, 2025
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Use Your Tongue Slits For.....

Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
Use Your Tongue Slits For.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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Eyebrow slit

A razored gap in an eyebrow for fad or fashion usually found being displayed by lads or essays.

What's interesting about this is the origins of the "eyebrow slit"

It was started in the prison system of the u.s

The slit was added to an inmates eyebrow to show that this inmate was another inmate's personal property to be used for sexual needs usually against said inmate's will.

Some inmate's would be given multiple slits to show the particular gang or cell block the individual belonged to and whether they could be bargained or traded for use by other prisoners.
Also worth noting is the side of face the slit would be added to left/right this was to show if it was against the individuals will or it was to display they want to trade sexual favours themselves.
Hey check out that lads eyebrow slits aw yeah bah

Eshshaayyy !
by Starlord2022 November 10, 2022
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Stupid slit

When someone tried to call u a slut but spells it wrong so it comes out slit
by bigtaytay#1 January 5, 2022
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slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
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Slit Sniffer

Someone who samples their own goods so to speak. They might be worried about their PH balance so they take a little sniff.
Before we had sex my girlfriend was being a slit sniffer to make sure it was all good down there.
by Scroty Doinkials February 14, 2025
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