Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

by Russell Dust December 15, 2019

poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020

Pomade slide

When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube

I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.

by Daman0613 June 5, 2014

Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

Dundalk slide

When you line up you and another persons butthole and shit into there butthole

Hey man! Want to do a Dundalk slide?

by SlimeyNutNut April 10, 2023

The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

by When_ January 6, 2021

Slide Day

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.

Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.

by Shaquila The Great May 22, 2018