salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.

by sdr123 October 9, 2008

Silly Pink Bunnies

a large gang with connections to the artist Jeremy Fish. He was the founder of this rather large skate gang that has chapters in many cities like Los Angeles, Long Beach, and San Francisco. Unless you are a member, the traditions and customs of this gang are rather secretive. Due to my vow to the gang and because i have DIGNITY, i will not name name any of our traditions.

We meet every year for a big conference.

That gang the Silly Pink Bunnies sounds like a pussy gang but when i called them skater fags, I woke up in the hospital with a fractured skull.

by Dorkasaur July 12, 2006

salty slap

The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.

That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.

by scottn June 15, 2006

Salty Motha Fucka

One who is salty

"Look at james over there mean muggin that dude."
"Yeh dude James is one Salty Motha Fucka"

by The Salty One January 21, 2009

Salty Monocle

A sexual act in which, when reaching climax, the man withdraws his penis from sexual release, then proceeds in ejaculating in a straight line up the side of the woman's cheek and circling the eye to form a monocle composed of semen.

This is not to be confused with the "Glass Eye" or "Salty Sunglasses" in which the man covers the entire eye or in a more challenging feat to pull off, circles both eyes, respectively.

"You look simple ravishing with that Salty Monocle my dear, you most certainly shimmer with a higher class."

"Last night I gave your mother a Salty Monocle, she was the belle of the ball."

"OMFG! MY EYE! X__O"

by Kevike May 1, 2009

silly pumps

The thrusting motions a man makes just for effect after he has ejactulated

I took that girl home from the bar last night but I wasn't drunk enough and I came in about 2 minutes. I tried to give her some silly pumps but she wasn't buying it.

by Daryl Morey June 17, 2009

sillyest

Person very fond of sillyness and does many silly things.

I really like being a dork and doing random funny things. I'm such a sillyest.

by IAMTHEMASTERMIND September 30, 2009