Shitting out a mean smelly turd in the toilet while someone else is showering in the same small bathroom, creating the muggiest and nasitest stench ever. Best done on the sly or with a flush afterward (to create more steam).
My room mate was late on rent again so i snuck in and gave her a Cleveland Steam Shower this morning.
by Kevin Beavers May 22, 2008
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When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
friend 2: Brb...shower...
ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?
friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
friend 2: Brb...shower...
ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?
friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
by supulton June 30, 2008
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by Mynameischakaoofka February 28, 2019
Get the Cold shower mug.Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.
Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".
Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."
by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013
Get the shit, shave, shower and shine mug.When you spray yourself all over with spray-on deodorant as a substitute for having a shower. The maoriness of the maori shower will double if you do it in the supermarket using one of the cans on the shelves and then put it back without paying for it once you're done.
Person 1: "Ohhhhhhh g the water got turned off but all good I'll just crank out a maori shower"
Person 2: "You disgust me"
Person 2: "You disgust me"
by bohatamahatama May 5, 2009
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by hauckanizer March 15, 2008
Get the Shower Beer mug.a harmless banter said by the flawless, Niall Horan, meaning a group of annoying persons.
this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.
this phrase caused Niall to apologize (via Twitter) even though Gods do not have to apologize for anything.
annoying fans: omg Niall omg I love you omg bro tanks omg lucky charms omg Ireland omg crocs
Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.
Niall 'the boss' Horan: get away from me, ya shower of cunts I don't need this I'm fabulous.
by niall's-cunttt July 8, 2012
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