milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007

school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.

"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"

by samj241 May 16, 2006

wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

by Think October 12, 2004

Guy shopping

Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.

Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number

Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.

by K_Lawson January 18, 2009

Power Shopping

Getting all your shopping done in a short time scale. Normaly done by males who don't like shopping or don't have the time.

When someone needs to get some new shoes but hates shopping and can only get them in there half hour work break.

by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004

Grossery Shopping

Act of attending a grocery store to obtain food and other necessary supplies without attending to any basic hygiene such as a shower, deodorant, washing your face or anything else one would normally do prior to going out in public and handling errands.

We went grossery shopping early Saturday morning to beat the crowds but we were totally scummy because we just got out of bed and headed down there.

by Jonathan Mergy July 20, 2008

Go shopping

1) When playing the board game Trivial Pursuit, you roll a 6 while you are on the hub. With this roll, you can pick the wedge you want to try for, because each wedge is only 6 spaces away.

"I am so lucky! First roll of the game, and I get to go shopping."

by geniusonwheels January 11, 2009