"Do you know that person with a Shiny Forehead?"
"You mean S****a?"
"Yeah she's a bitch"
"Yeah she is"
"You mean S****a?"
"Yeah she's a bitch"
"Yeah she is"
by hi samira April 1, 2023

When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 3, 2022

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with shiny fingers?
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
You: Let me see your phone please.
Me: I won't let you touch my screen with those shiny fingers.
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021

by Dank dictionist January 24, 2023

When having intercourse with your partner from behind against the wall in the standing position you pull out and ejaculate on their back making them look like a shiny lizard on the wall
by Wangdangler42 July 29, 2025

a megalodon in fisch which is very rare and only a few people have it. this takes a lot of fisching skills to get.
OMG!!!!!!!!! I GOT A "shiny sparkling giant subspace ancient megalodon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO RARE AND IT SELLS FOR 129,395 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by =-0987654321\][poiuytrewq';lkj February 4, 2025
