At my school Severus Snape is my principal and he calls people to the office so he can give them beer and knock them out and have sex with them, boy or girl.
by D November 21, 2004
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Professor Severus Snape, my crush on David Thewlis notwithstanding, do you realize you look like Alice B. Toklas, right?
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a Severus Snipe is in soccer when a player shoots and scores the ball from a lengthy distance. The term, alluding to the popular Harry Potter character, is frequently used when describing an unbelievable goal in which the shooter uses sniper like aim and precision to bury the ball in the back of the net.
The dangster's record of goals on jv was in itself breathtakingly impressive, not to mention the consistency at which he would provide his team with jaw dropping Severus Snipes.
by Chad Sexington IV August 26, 2009
Get the Severus Snipe mug.*Ryden and Carlos pass by a banging group of girls in swimsuits washing cars.*
Ryden: Shieeet there is some severnesses all up over there.
Carlos: Right you are Ryden.
Ryden: I have a feeling like I want to talk with them.
Carlos: There is too much severnesses I think we better not.
Ryden: ok
Ryden: Shieeet there is some severnesses all up over there.
Carlos: Right you are Ryden.
Ryden: I have a feeling like I want to talk with them.
Carlos: There is too much severnesses I think we better not.
Ryden: ok
by Rosky June 20, 2008
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Get the Sever Red mug.The stupid jerk that ruthlessly murdered Dumbledore, and who deserves to be raped by Hagrid and thrown in a pit full of Blast-Ended Skrewts.
Harry: That motherfucker Snape better not step on my turf or I'll bust a cap in his ass
Ron: Hellz ya!
Ron: Hellz ya!
by MaryBeth11 August 11, 2005
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