Scotty Kilmer

is he a Jew? I just had to ask.

Scotty Kilmer, is he Jewish?

by Gothic Miscreant October 22, 2023

Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.

Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?

by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023

Taking Scotty For A Walk

Using the restroom. The act of a male going potty.

Sorry I’m late, I was taking Scotty for a walk first.

by Random Scotty April 7, 2022

Dirty Scotty

When boring sex is being had in one's bedroom, in an attempt to spice things up, chicken pate is used in place of lube and must be applied whilst saying, 'just enjoy yourself' in a Birmingham accent.

Shagging the Mrs last night and wasn't going well so had to give it the old 'dirty scotty'

by NoDramaFarmer January 25, 2025

Carol Scotti

The Carol Scotti brings the most positive energy to any environment she inhabits. Her hugs will transport you to another universe and her hospitality is on another level. Huge success is in her future and she will share it with those around her.

Carol Scotti squeezed me out of this world!

by Espião Hilbert August 11, 2018

Headphone Scotty

When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.

So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .

by JokeMeOff November 24, 2016

Scotty

Scotty is a straight up asshole but can be nice to the people he loves. He’s loyal when it comes to relationships, but don’t cheat on him, the other person will normally end up dead.

Omg that guy is acting like a scotty!

by Jacksoff2332 May 4, 2020