Scotty

He's a sweet loving kind person who makes me laugh till I cry. Whenever I think of you, I just can't help but smile. Falling as friends with you is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, and I've never been happier in my life. I know this feeling will last forever.

Scotty is the funniest

by Mermaid#15 January 14, 2021

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop

Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup

by AveryFarthing772 April 4, 2024

Scottie

When you wanna take someone on a boat ride

Man I'd like to take him out on a scottie

by Bigbelly34 July 17, 2024

Scotty

Scotty is a straight up asshole but can be nice to the people he loves. He’s loyal when it comes to relationships, but don’t cheat on him, the other person will normally end up dead.

Omg that guy is acting like a scotty!

by Jacksoff2332 May 4, 2020

Scotty Shirt

When a person of large or hefty girth tucks in their shirt, only to have the back side pull back out and hang down below the belt line. Usually this is due to the large overhang on the front lower torso pulling the shirt in that direction. Usually one experiencing "Scotty shirt" will not fix the issue. Mostly due to the unwanted repetition it would require throughout the day and an overall lack of desire to look halfway decent. A person suffering from Scotty shirt is usually below reproach hygiene wise.

Hefty person #1: The back of my shirt keeps riding up and falling out when I tuck it in! Fuck it, my arms hurt, I'm just going to leave it like that. But that's part of the struggle of being fat...

Person #2: Daayyyum playa! You done got yourself a Scotty shirt!

by security dude June 26, 2014

Scotty

a short sped who is usually very disabled, and has an extra 21st chromosome.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that new kid at school?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total Scotty
Guy 1: Haha

by ha_get_rekt420 March 9, 2020