alternative science

Synonym for "complete and utter bollocks". Often used in conjunction with the word "prove" - though it's important to note that the word "prove" is, in such circumstances, used as a synonym for "fabricate lies".

the flat earth society uses alternative science to prove that the "round earth" theory is a conspiracy.

by mrchuckles August 24, 2017

Trump Science

Opinions based on political, economic or personal gain rather than scientific expertise, wisdom or any proven body of knowledge; someone who will bloviate to the point of embarrassment, particularly someone with no scientific background. Scientific opinions created to profit or hurt others; mean spirited.

She wanted to defend Trump Science when addressing global warming, but the facts out weighed her argument.

by Joy Lance December 30, 2018

Science Olympiad

Nerd competition about super sciency things. Only super nerdy weirdos do this.

He thinks he's better because he does science olympiad .

by Worldle April 27, 2022

the science team

the 5 coolest and handsomest men in america

WOMAN1: the science team is full of hunks! i wish i could have sex with all of them
WOMAN2: i know right! they are so strong and racist, so sexy

by big ham the awesome man March 4, 2021

retart science

The inhumane illegal study of someone with God powers conducted by retards with PHDs, usually ending with a cataclysmic discovery of quantum disasters.

Logan and I stole Nina's DNA to perform retart science experiments until we unfortunately discovered that Nina was possessing our bodies to conduct quantum biologically evolved experiments on us.

by ninaarhowell August 23, 2023

bronx science

noun,verb

1) A science school in the bronx
2) A place where the majority of the people practice Larrywong
3) to pwn someone in any science matter

Where's bronx science? In the bronx you retard

Shit, I heard they did larrywong in bronx science.

Fuck, you just got bronx scienced in that intel project.

by theworldismine March 14, 2007

Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.

Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well

by YAWA October 3, 2020