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Quim my Schlong

This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"
BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"

"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"
by Martin Summerfield July 28, 2008
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curt schilling

one of the greatest pitchers of out time. also a fan of the ever popular online rpg everquestII
Curt Schilling struck out Derek Jeter and Jeter started to shout.
by Marco Vinci April 30, 2005
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Schlong o' da' Month club

girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes
Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
by jjjimmyB April 27, 2006
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schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)
Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!
by Grifters September 22, 2005
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Three Day Schlong

A penis that is so large it takes 3 days to completely penetrate a woman during sex
The reason I was gone all weekend was because I was having sex with Chris and he has a Three Day Schlong!
by Dr. Gray October 7, 2011
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Schlong

Any salami-type processed meat packaged in a long-oval-cylindrical sleeve.
Peppridge Farm makes several types of schlong.
Schlong goes well with cheese and crackers.
Ex. Please cut me a slice of that tasty schlong.
by shh-long June 26, 2003
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schlong

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort
Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.
by hk:: July 25, 2008
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