ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Schlong o' da' Month club

girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes

Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!

by jjjimmyB April 27, 2006

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 18, 2022

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025