schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

Schlinging Meat

A term used to describe the act of Masturbating or Jerking Off

Hold on, I will be online in a second just Schlinging Meat right now.

by WagooChicken June 19, 2025

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by Jones December 18, 2003

schinect

The shit. It is popin'. Tight.

that's the schinect.

Jerry have you filed that report?
Yeah steve, it's the schinect!

by Steve In Your Face April 12, 2007

schlanck

1. The person who gets shafted by having the bowl cashed right before their hit.

2. To intentionally cash the bowl so the next person can't get a hit.

1. Damn, I'm the schlanck.

2. I'm gonna schlanck you, bitch!

by sizabowl January 17, 2008

Schinkel

a hot sexy afroman who is a great kisser and secretly loves someone in his group of friends.

would you look at that guy, he's such a schinkel.

by ifyouseeekamy July 10, 2009