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schlamalamadingdong

means having a dick that is worth slamming against a table
omg owen your schlamalamadingdong is so big.
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Schlemmering

Going to a public bathroom, similar to Wet Reuplic at MGM Grand in Las Vegas,…you go to pee, only to realize you have to puke….only to realize it’s been 1 hour and you fell asleep.
Dude, stop schlemmering and pick yourself up out of that toilet bowl.
by ItsTooMuchTuna$20 September 26, 2021
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Schlichting

to schlicht (verb)

to get in a relationship with a trans person just to emotionally exploit them and invalidate their identity right after they finally cut the schlichting person off
He's really schlichting that person.

I dunno, he kinda has schlichting vibes for me.

There should be a punishment for Schlichting people.

What do you think about John? - Be cautious, he's known for Schlichting his exes.
by evo161 October 30, 2021
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Schlibbus

"Erstmal nen Schlibbus"
"Bock auf einen Schlibbus"
by DasCanard November 21, 2021
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Schimun

He‘s the patron saint of the fast-growing dog napping guild. In 2020 «Forbes» featured him as part of their 100 under 100 series as one of the shining stars of the pet influencers (petfluencers) scene right next to The Dogist and Alain Berset‘s eyebrows. Also completely destroys you at Mario Kart.
«See that dog over there? I‘d totally schimun it.»
«Which one is the fastet Mario Kart character, Wario, Bowser, Koopa with a nitro powered ride?» – «What? No, silly you. It‘s Schimun of course, everyone knows this.»
by dognapper November 22, 2021
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Schlick

the act of performing oral sex on a man or receiving oral sex as a man while the person(s) involved are under the influence of drugs or alcohol, even nicotine.
Vanessa gave me some schlick after the party died down.
Instead of giving me a ticket for speeding the female officer schlicked me in the back of her patrol car and send me on my way.
by Ithiem January 3, 2022
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schimba limba

the schimba limba is a cool little jig to perform for your kumpels. in consists of many popular dance moves preferably from fortnite, combined with tap dancing and scottish highland dancing.
Dinkleman: oh me oh my by heavens hes doing the schimba limba!
he: *schimba limba*
by ruuupert June 1, 2022
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