John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night
by adamwaffle June 02, 2021
by NithashiTheWordInventor November 08, 2017
by adamwaffle June 02, 2021
Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
by jjjimmyB April 12, 2006
what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)
Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!
My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
by hadleyyy March 13, 2022