Sanding Off

The act of masturbating without the use of lubrications such as Vasoline, KY Jelly, or Hand Lotion.This is usually done in the state of hard-on horny urgency. Also if the persons hands are slightly rougher than others. The friction from this would probably cause a rather uncomfortable feeling for some, especially if they are used to masturbating with lube.

So I was watching my next door neighbor washing her car in a tank top and some cut off daisy duke shorts through my bathroom window... I didnt have time to get any lube, so I ended up SANDING OFF my cock.... I have no regrets.

by Mr. KSZ March 19, 2011

Sandiacre

A village bigger than its neighbour Risley that's a mixture of the Elderly and Chavtastic Youths. It's got about four parks one which is fought over by Sandiacre kids and Long Eaton Yobs.

Oddly Sandiacre has a Skate Park and BMX track. Not much else though.
People in Sandiacre have slightly better grammar than those in Long Eaton.

Person 1: Hey this our park gerroff it now!
Person 2: dis park is ours man - you cant tell me nuffin'!
Person 3: Typical Sandiacre and Long Eaton kids. (¬_¬)

by Yumero August 17, 2011

scandalist

inappropriate

That outfit is very scandalist.

by bhaddddd March 5, 2021

Scandalicious

A very sexy woman.

There is scandalous and then there is scandalicious.

"Damn, that chick is Scandalicious!"

by Shawn January 20, 2005

scandinavian push-up

only applicapable to guys. drinking maneuver where a guy is in the push-up position, pantless and his beer is placed on the floor and he dips his cock & balls into his beer. he then drinks when done doing the pushups

to embarass the shit outta tony we made him do a scandinavian push-up in front of everybody

by Fameson Adams July 3, 2008

pop (scandik)

a very common party drink which is usually drunk outside, next to the clubs with expensive drinks. it's made by mixing one third of votka with two thirds of whatever fruit juice you can find (for experts orange fanta). side-effects include having fun, doing crazy idiotic things with your idiot friends and the total transformation of your face. it must be handled with care and by people who have done it many times before. it's very appealing to the lepra.

jebele: dude i slept in the hallway last night! i couldn't open my door...
poparu: ha ha you were hammered man! you were fukin' poped!
jebele: i feel so sick... i'm never drinking again in my life!
poparu: yeah wright!
keke: how about a little pop (scandik) tonight?
jebele: dude! let's do it! let's get poped!

by jebele November 16, 2006

Scandinavian Ice Pineapple

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.

Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

by SvenDonaldson11 November 24, 2010