Saving Whales

The act of taking a shower together to conserve water; in which this act usually consumes more water than the original two showers, because of the sexual acts usually encountered during the process

Woman: "I'm about to go take a shower."
Man: "Well, I think we should start saving whales more often. You know, the environment needs all the help it can get."

by foxygranpa April 30, 2015

Saved By Zero

Maybe someday, saved by zero
I'll be more together
Stretched by fewer thoughts that leave me
Chasing after my dreams, disown me, loaded with danger
So maybe I'll win (saved by zero)
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Holding onto words that teach me
I will conquer space around me
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by Death Menace December 4, 2022

SAVE TREES

THE AMAZING SAVE TREES MOVEMENT

all genders are equal
SAVE TREES

by WindySpeaker June 1, 2019

savings account

when a guy and girl are in a serious relationship.

Krystal opened a savings account with omar.

by tTL productions March 16, 2009

Save on drugs

An old pharmacy and variety store replaced by CVS that no one seems to remember.

George: Hey let's go to save on drugs
Kyle: Dude you mean CVS, save on is so 2003

by Rawrasour January 13, 2011

saving silverman

When a man gets engaged causeing a tradic betrayal to his penis there for forcing his balls to pack up and leave.

Also known as (one pussy syndrome, lost left disease, boycotting balls sickness, and missing mangina disease)

Kumar had is saving silverman dinner with his broad on Monday night at the local Cluck U.

by Joey Bag of doughnuts June 30, 2007

Save yourself

To take care of business, handle up, sink or swim.

When you go to the pool with your friends and they are taking selfies while you drown.
You need to find it within the "save yourself".

by #saveyourself August 2, 2018