Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Sausage Tits

Tits that are long, usually going down to the bottom of the ribcage, and have a large gap in between them.

"Look how low those tits drop, they are are sausage tits!"

by Mr Tog September 12, 2008

sausage nips

Refers to nipples which resemble the size, shape and color of sausage.

"Look at the sausage nips on her!"

by winegirly October 13, 2005

Italian Sausage

there are two definitions for Italian sausage, 1. a very tasty version of sausage 2. a swinging Italian dick

that Italian sausage looks enticing on my plate

by SausageMounter July 2, 2004

sausage party

a party where there are more guys than girls

Joe: "Hey man how was the party at the frat last night?"
Mike: "It was shitty. Not enough chicks, it was a freakin sausage party."

by Sammy Girl September 14, 2005

sausage fest

A gathering of 3 or more people consisting of only males. A higher number of males equals a bigger sausage fest.

Background: A 'sausage' takes a similar shape of a penis. A 'fest' is a gathering of people, hence, a gathering of penis'.

'Woah there's 6 guys in that hottub and no girls!'
'Yup.. thats quite the sausage fest'

by caseyi May 29, 2008

Sausage Slob

A Sausage Slob is a dirty girl who goes through more Wiener between her legs then the production line at Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs.

Look at that slutty butt over there, she's hit on every guy in this bar looking for a piece of ass while her husbands out of town. She's already screwed half the county. What a Sausage Slob!

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011