Salt Lord

An individual who is extremely salty.

"Did you hear Gavin today complaing about our movie picks?"

"Yeah, he's being a total salt lord."

by Blurp17 February 26, 2017

Salt Spitter

someone who does not swallow ejaculation.

I would like a blowjob but Des is a salt spitter.

by desmondos February 19, 2011

line of salt

Year 8s who think there proper solid snorting salt

Students: You just done a line of salt!
Cocky kid: this is just my usual

by Big boy stephan October 9, 2019

Bed salt

Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off

Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off

by Windowsweirdo October 14, 2020

spitting salt

Yelling at someone. Often used when someone is salty about something and is in an argument to take care of it.

If more intense, screaming, see "Vommiting Salt"

"As soon as i found out what he said i started spitting salt."

by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008

Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.

"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake

by Crackyo June 2, 2016

Naughty Salt

When your on a spiritual, cultural, political exchange and you go to prison for bringing naughty salt (Cocaine) into Burma #justlikefulham

Turns out they’re quite strict on bringing naughty salt into the country

by Chundering September 13, 2019