Shrek 

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

Shrek by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrek 

Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist

The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.

Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!

Shrek by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018

Shrek 

I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star

Shrek : "stay outta my swamp!"

Shrek by DankNigga420 July 16, 2018

Shrek 

Green boye

I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today

Shrek by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018

Shrek 

the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!

Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.

Shrek by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018

Shrek 

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

Shrek by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

Shrek 

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

Shrek by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018