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Root Beeroholic 

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
Root Beeroholic by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025
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Root Juice 

The combination of bodily fluids after performing sex mixed in a cup with wilk.
Bro me and the misses made some root juice that shit was bussin.
Root Juice by Bussin77 February 14, 2025

Root Chute 

I gave Beth's Root Chute a good reaming last night
Root Chute by Rhamdeep Intabutt April 21, 2025

root came 2005 

Jongseob's line from P1harmony's "Killin it" describing kpop (or non-kpop) idols' birth year
root came 2005 by gayeo May 23, 2025

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!
Root Beer Float by R Fizzle November 16, 2025

Root butter

It is cum
You can drink my root butter straight from the source
Root butter by Ultimate cummer April 6, 2026