dead rolled

Being "dead rolled" is another term for being: stoned, faded, lit, and lit af.

"Man, I'm so dead rolled"
"Oh, me too dude. I'm stoned "

by Freddygotlit July 23, 2017

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Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018

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Rightfully Rolled

To steal loot from a group, not letting anyone else have a chance to grab it.

Siegfriedia rightfully rolled the Titania mount on his alt, knowingly he does not care for mounts at all.

by Hiroita August 13, 2019

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V-Rolled

voicemail ring phone rejected short ring

I tried calling your brother, but I got V-rolled. It rang once and went straight to voicemail.

by Buck Conway December 21, 2019

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Rick Rolled

An action that can only be committed by Rick Stansbury. This action involves trailing by a large deficit and then coming back out of nowhere to get the win.

Some dude: WKU just beat Arkansas in OT
Some other dude: Wow, they got Rick Rolled again

by griffdude5 January 23, 2020

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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.

Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!

by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020

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God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.

I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!

by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020

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