Robbert

The gayest of all the robs, hit my mans up at (850)-716-6325 he is open to all relationships except heterosexual ones. Don’t forget he isn’t open after 9pm, that is his bedtime.

Some guys come cheap but Robbert comes cheaper at only $19.99.

by Secretmarmot009 December 10, 2019

hot robbie

To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.

I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie

by Goods and Wares May 15, 2006

robbie's beard

A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.

"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom

by Chuck Motherfucking Norris August 28, 2008

robber crab

when somebody is infatuated with stealing pots and pans, or eating lots of coconuts. taken from the name of real life crabs that reside in the atlantic.

God, coxy is such a robber crab

by Rob Martin July 20, 2008

robbie

A girl with a golden heart and a platinum ass. Smile is known to cause short-circuiting in the weak-willed, eyes glitter like the stars. A tear from Chuck Norris's eye and a spark from Ashes pikachu were said to make contact with her during infancy, leading to her overpowered stats and everyone's willing acceptance of her understated but unmistakable magnificence.

"You see that girl? She's a straight Robbie."
"Damn straight, she's precious bud."

by Miscellaneous Pseudonym December 22, 2016

Rascal Robber

A young woman with a lust for older men. AKA the other side of "cradle snatcher" and a reference to Rascal scooters.

Wherever there's a silver fox, a rascal robber is close behind.

by GloryGe September 18, 2009

Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013