Ripe Banana

N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus.

He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit.

by Jo June 22, 2003

rides the little yellow bus

A sarcastic phrase used to describe a persons mental awareness or personality traits.

Tim rides the little yellow bus! Another example.
Oh my God, Tim is so cool, he rides the little yellow bus.

by Sandy kay June 27, 2006

given a riesen

When you're with your usual circle of stoner buddies, and one of them invited someone who, unfortunately, still has their stonerginity, let's call this person Satchewski. You proceed to smoke the usual amount with your friends, but forget about the lightweight in the room who gets completely blasted. You and your friends are trying to have a conversation, but Satchewski keeps interupting with unintelligible stoner babble, so you give him a chocolate, preferably a riesen(so it takes longer to eat).

It is cruel, but is a necessary part of the stoner kingdom.

When smoking pot with a lightweight, always remember to bring some chocolates, just in case they need to be "given a riesen."

by Jholl May 15, 2006

rapeshit

(n) 1.The product of defecating during rape; 2. An interjection expressing disgust or anger; 3. An unpleasant situation or object; 4. Objects belonging to a lover/sexual partner after a recent break-up

1. He crapped during sex and left his rapeshit all over my bed
2. Rapeshit! I have an exam today!
3. That museum was rapeshit, man
4. "Give her this rapeshit back. I don't much like having panties around my appartment."

by George W. Fucker November 9, 2003

anal rapester

What Big Bubba did to your Daddy last night at the jail.

Hey, Twinkletoe's, can you get that soap for me. I'm an anal rapester.

by ZACCHEUS September 21, 2008

ripe

Obviously drunk, usually indicated by the intense smell of alcohol either on the individual's breath or skin.

Mike was real ripe last night when he passed out on the lawn.

by Syntel October 3, 2002

Rock Star Limo Rides

The service whereby an upscale prostitute is treated to a big dinner full of seafood at a fine dining experience, then back to the presidential suite of the John hotel room and given cocaine to snort by her John. She's then given something else to ingest that will cause Diarhea, and rides the John bareback while shes trying to explode in reverse cow girl position.

Terrell "Man that girl is sic!"
Dante "Ya, how?"
Terrell "She be into some crazy fetishes"
Dante "Like what?"
Terrell "She do Rock Star Limo Rides, yo!"
Dante "Damn! Thats a highpriced ho!"
Terrell "Word!"

by Bentley Lewis August 29, 2006