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social retard 

One that cannot function socially. Not retarded, but rather incapable of interacting socially for several reasons. Immaturity, spitefulness, emotional scars, etc.
My sister dropped out of school at an early age, missed formidable social growth and now at the age of 40 acts like she's 15.

My youngest brother always got what he wanted and threw a fit when he didn't. Now that he is an adult he still acts the same way even around strangers.

Social Retards!
social retard by Pitco January 26, 2010
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Someone who keeps rejecting my definitions.
FUCK YOU!
FUCK YOU RETARD
Retard by MericaThuDank February 5, 2019

retard tamer 

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.
Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.
retard tamer by Jason Pens January 2, 2007
A retard is a person who does a Scientology course and thinks that it contained valuable information.
Mike thought that that COS management course was really clever - what a retard!
Retard by Bobb The Snob August 5, 2012

burger king retard 

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.
You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!
burger king retard by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007

Retard showdown 

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.
Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown
People who add names to urban dictionary.
people who add names to urban dictionary are total retards. nobody gives a shit about what you think of some random person. just stop.
Retard by StrightOuttaTheTrashCan January 27, 2021