retrotech

Like steampunk, but better. Victorian-era technology used to make crazy-ass shit, like the spider robot in Wild Wild West or Alan Moore's Tom Strong. A spaceship with lots of huge cogwheels and valves and pistons and things.

I really want to see a proper CG movie with decent retrotech spaceships

by BillytheBilly October 20, 2008

Retrotarded

Young people that dress in the fashion trends of the 70's/80's but are convinced that it's a new look.

That kid with the muttonchops and bandanna thinks he's original but actually he's "Retrotarded".

by NAD1979 November 4, 2011

Reprobate

When a Repro decides to masturbate.

that Repro is performing a reprobate.

by Reprobater January 26, 2022

reprogrammer

Another name for a dick in that it can reprogram women into being human incubators for 9 months

Woman 1: Man I got to feel his reprogrammer all up in my breeding hole last night as we raw dogged it
Woman 2: Do you think he knocked you up
Woman 1: God, I hope so I want to be his personal incubator for the next 9 months

by IshtarsSon October 3, 2022

AGM Report

A pointless and mundane monthly "report" a Xerox Inside Sales Executive must write to his/her Account General Manager. Although extremely pointless and hollow, it is viewed as a critical report by upper management to "prove one's worth". Similar to TPS reports only dumbed down a bit.

Brett (Manager): Carol, I noticed you were #1 in sales this month and hit all of your monthly targets; that said, you didn't complete your AGM Report by the 4th like I asked you too so thus you are not the Employee of the Month.

Worker 1: Hey man did you do up your AGM report yet?
Worker 2: What's the point of those anyways.
Worker 1: I dunno', it seems as though its another bullshit "make work" project assigned by management.

by FWSScontact January 19, 2013

Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.

That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.

by Tursipz June 5, 2013

Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.

Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.

by Butter Mike October 20, 2018