Rectumitis

A hilarious way of stating "He or She has their head up their ass"'

He purchased three truck loads of string because he thinks he can fly his kite to the sun. He has a serious case of Rectumitis which means he has his head up his ass

by CT Jordaan January 02, 2022

Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

by Cratered MoonUnit February 17, 2011

rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

by helluvanape June 13, 2020

Rectum Ranger

Really energetic nature applicants (R,E,N,A)

There is a Rectum Ranger in the woods over there

by Wack tush June 24, 2019

Gay Anally Rectums

A term indicating that your next door neighbor made a payment on their car loan, which by conquest then caused any number of younger citizens to start stopping at the front entrance.

‘Hey there Isaiah, could we get gay anally rectums on the West 9th St. side of the church building today, after 5th period.’

by Sick-Puppy July 12, 2018

Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.

Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam

by gmoneyslaps April 23, 2023

wet rectum

When rectum has been impaled and folded inside out and splooging out of ur buthole

Dude I just fucked my boyfriend so hard I gave him a wet rectum

by Grass man September 18, 2017