Felicia's razor

Loudly and publicly criticizing your boss or employer until your employment becomes untenable and you find yourself promoted to consultant.

"If you keep slamming your boss, your coworkers, and your workplace in your social media, they're going to fire you. It's just Felicia's Razor

by JaycenG June 17, 2022

Razor Blade

Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.

Also refers to a horny bastard.

Boy 1: See that bit Adam he is such a razor blade
Boy 2: Innit mans moving nuts

by Your mum's MCM November 6, 2020

FANUM's razor

When someone is attractive enough that friends and family feel comfortable joking about them being ugly

That was a sick burn, but thanks to FANUM's razor, I'll take it as a compliment

by theFANUM January 27, 2021

Razor Pussy

I genatalia of a very thin woman on which you are afraid of cutting yourself.

Caroline was so thin she had a razor pussy.

by Rew454 December 25, 2016

Cramer's Razor

The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.

Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.

Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately

by Ecclesies August 9, 2023

Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.

— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.

by ivy malala March 28, 2022

Arkham's Razor

A philosophical device that suggests that if a deliberately public and spectacular crime can be ascribed to an antisocial personality disorder, in particular one of a magnitude great enough to warrant involuntary commitment to a mental institution, then this can be assumed to be the appropriate explanation.

after a deliberately dramatic act of mass violence "I read the guy's manifesto, and he seems like a sociopath. I think we can use Arkham's Razor for this one."

by jpa1708 September 15, 2025