Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

by jamz buck May 30, 2020

Rate Limit Exceeded

Peasant

Rate limit exceeded.

by anonymous February 8, 2023

Bro rate

A male giving a male friend a discounted rate on items or services, specifically due to their friendship.

"Hey man, I normally charge $1500 for wedding pictures, but since we're friends, I'll give you a bro rate of $1000.

by rockhammerer October 18, 2012

Mortality rate

Death, a lot of death...

The Mortality rate in the United States is clearly very high, since people love to die.

by death69 September 15, 2021

The Ramen Rater

A website where instant noodles are reviewed. Very useful when going to the asian grocery and faced with a confusing wall of ramen noodles. www.theramenrater.com.

I was in Seattle at an asian grocery and couldn't read any of the noodle bags, so I hit up The Ramen Rater for some help.

by dogjuice February 24, 2012

How do you rate?

An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.

Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!

by Mortbane June 6, 2016

second rate

Something that is disgusting, displeasing or boring.

Urrrgh that is second rate man.

by lewy15 May 22, 2008