moot rash

A vaginal rash caused by fucking dirty cheese dick or swimming in the mee kong.

Hi gorgeous how are you going treating your moot rash hope things are on the improve.

by Catfish 9” January 2, 2021

hump rash

n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.

Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.

Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).

The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.

"We had a 20 miler yesterday and when I hit the shower I realized I was sporting a harsh case of hump rash."

by Chumbucket November 8, 2008

RASH

a RASH is a Russian anal sex whore. it is an adjective used in Oklahoma for a bitch or a women who is a total skank.

alex: hey jonathan do you know who that lindsey chick is?
jonathan: yah i met her shes hot but she's a total RASH
alex: one thing i hate is russian sex whores and oompa loompas
jonathan: amen.

by oglelexi July 29, 2011

G-Rash

Father of K-Rash and B-Rash. His favorite pastime is to stand out on his driveway and smoke cigarettes all day, while bitching at people for little or no reason. Thinks he is a car and computer expert, but really doesn't know shit about either. Also owns a motorcycle, and looks like a fool when he rides it once every month.

G-Rash is #175 on the garbage list

by Thadius Ephriam July 23, 2004

Road Rash

The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.

Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.

by BAJohnstonIsMyWeekendDad January 4, 2011

beard rash

rash that develops on the chin/mouth area due to performing oral sex on a female.

All my friends are going to know I went down on you because of my beard rash.

by tippexxxx March 30, 2009

Pash Rash

When you kiss for a long time or hook with someone with facial fuzz

omg, kiah has serious pash rash from jacob's stubble. ew.

by crack daddy xox <3 October 14, 2018