putter

A putter is what your dick is when it's only half erect (as in, "not the full wood")

I tried to fuck her but couldn't cos I only had a putter...

by funkylovebunny69 November 8, 2010

love puttin

The Cops; Because they love puttin our ass in jail.

The love puttin stole my car and put me in jail

by Jarizzle March 20, 2005

putting in an application

The act of trying to get a blowjob, handjob or any other sexual job. Also known as "puttin' in the app." and "applying for a job" In reference to getting hired.

"Dude I'm definetly putting in an application with Tiffany tonight."

"I really need a blowjob. At the bar tonight as long as its a chick...I'm puttin' in the app."

"Yo, look at Vaughn applying for a job...he's not gettin it."

by joey bananas May 8, 2008

puttyhead

a type of head that looks like Silly Putty. many teen skateboarders in Utah have this. they usually have a unusually large head and they're girlfriend has armpit hair.

you got a fuckin ugly ass puttyhead

by evry1nUTthtSK8 June 16, 2009

Ruff Putter

Someone who likes male genitalia in their backside, over and over. Will not hesitate to drop to his knees and service another man for two pennies.

It appears that Corby is a Ruff Putter.

by Tom Ace August 26, 2006

putting lipstick on a donkey

participating in an ineffective cover-up. trying to make a bad thing look good

George Bush explaining the improvement in the economy was like putting lipstick on a donkey.

by hidef March 29, 2004

pittums

A word used by the sweetest girls in the world to show affection

"Poor pittums come here and give me a hug"

by seanzyy July 27, 2008