Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.

"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."

by (TheDude) May 4, 2007

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Salty Eye-Patch

A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.

Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!

by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007

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pitchin a tent

when a male of the human race and his erect penis makes the sheets look rather like a tent

it totally sucks when you pitch a tent while being in bed with other men

by Captain Mutorcs March 29, 2005

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Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.

Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?

by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007

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Patchism

A wise saying coming from M. Patch

Today's Patchism is...

by shADDer2770 January 13, 2010

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pitching a slider

Vomiting after eating a burger (or burgers) at White Castle. Also: Throwing a slider.

Pounding a six-pack and eating at White Castle seemed like a great idea -- until I found myself pitching a slider in the parking lot.

by refriedwhiskey July 23, 2010

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Patchett's laugh

The worlds best laugh usually following some form of rude comment or joke. Can be heard across great distances, known to keep camp sites awake and generally causes outbursts from others.

This phenomenon is now becoming very common at mountain bike events.

Patchett's laugh usually follows a comment like this: "you said bent over!" HAHAHAHAHA

by Buzz monkeyface lightyear January 12, 2011

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