Cunt blunt punt stunt

When you punt a blunt up inside a woman's cunt, and then she smokes that blunt, through her cunt, that is a quite a stunt mofo!

I have heard about it, but never seen a cunt blunt punt stunt happen, in person.

by joshfo August 23, 2012

Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

Punting a child out of a window

The action when you get so enraged at a year 7 living on this earth, so you decide to pick them up and punt them through a window. You can’t really explain it. It’s just an impulse. It just happens. You can’t help it. I don’t want to enjoy it but I do

“Shut up Kivin or i’ll Punt from you from a second floor window”
“Stop it stupid year 7 or you’re gonna get punted out that window over there”
“Look Timo, i’m Punting a child out of a window!”

by Shallom69 September 13, 2019

Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

punt slab

oral sex

"she in there punt slabbin his dick."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Punt

Old Wrinkly Man Penis. It's when your testes are being testy and wrinkly.

Analogous to
Old Lady Vagina: Cunt

"When you get old, your penis is gonna be a punt"

by man PEN15 February 14, 2012

Pup-punting

(pup-punt-ing)

Derived from puppy kicking.

When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.

Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.

Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.

by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023