tumblr prose

faux deep, excessive and pretentious writing made by run-on sentences and googling synonyms. written by or has the aura of pseudophilosopher tumblr users that think they are the next shakespeare because they were in honors english.

person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"

person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about

by bawlsauce March 20, 2025

Limited Prosecution

In the context of psychological operations akin to a "limited hangout" (a tactic of disclosing partial truths to obscure greater secrets), a prosecutorial strategy whereby authorities pursue charges against select individuals or aspects of a conspiracy, thereby preempting broader investigations, protecting key actors, and maintaining narrative control; often employed to simulate justice while concealing systemic involvement. See also selective prosecution.

Notable examples of limited prosecutions, based on historical records, include:

- Iran-Contra Affair (1980s): Select officials like Oliver North faced charges for arms sales and funding, shielding higher administration involvement.

- Abu Ghraib scandal (2004): Low-level U.S. soldiers were prosecuted for detainee abuse, while command-level accountability was minimal.

- HSBC money laundering (2012): The bank paid fines for aiding cartels, but no executives were charged, citing systemic risks.

These cases involved partial pursuits to contain broader scrutiny.

by Florida Populist February 8, 2026

Tumblr Prose

A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.

A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."

B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"

C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."

by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025

Miles ‘Tails’ Prower

Miles Prower, known mainly by his alias ‘Tails’ is a character in the Sonic series, he is an amber (orange, yellow? Brown? I don’t even know anymore) fox with two tails which he uses to fly! Hence his nickname, Tails, he is Sonic’s best friend and sidekick, but he’s far more than just a sidekick!

Tails is incredibly smart for an eight year old, being able to fly a plane, the tornado, for example.

He’s a very cute, talented kid, and people who dislike him do not exist.

‘Hey dude, did you know Tails’ full name is Miles ‘Tails’ Prower?’

‘I did! He’s such a cool little fox!’

by Minchie June 2, 2022

Miles.tails.prower_

A Tiktoker that posts sonic edits and more.

"Guys, look!....Miles.tails.prower_!"

by Miles.x_ June 25, 2022

Miles Tails Prower

An adorable young fox cub who's Sonic's sidekick and best friend. He's a lot like Sonic. Tails is smart, intelligent, charming, kind, sweet, pure-hearted, and innocent.

Bully: You like Tails from Sonic? You have a crush on a literal newborn baby!
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024

Misguided sexual prowess

To direct sexual thoughts in a direction that wasn’t thought out to the fullest extent before the thoughts where formulated

John “ damn she’s fit”

Jack “ she’s like 16”

John “ No no no no no wait wait wait wait wait wait, I mispoke nah I didn’t mean to I didn’t know”

John” it was Misguided sexual prowess, pleaseeeeee”

by Throbbing hood 69 January 20, 2026