Procrastination Masturbation 

The act of wasting or poorly using time in order to delay commencement or completion of an important task, duty or job by performing any other menial or cleaning task or utilising nearby equipment/tools, typically within hands reach.

Includes cleaning, watching TV, adjusting the settings of every device you own, polishing the family jewels and creating articles about phrases you intend to quote as excuses later.

Brad Pitt felt like a spot of Procrastination Masturbation, thus put Project Mayhem on hold so he could grow a beard and advertise perfume in black and white.

Procrastination Masturbation by Burns Crazysoft February 28, 2013

Procrastibator 

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

Procrastibator by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011

procrastination 

pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason

Procrastination is like playing your favorite game in a dark alley. I know I'm supposed to be enjoying this, but I'm too worried about what's around the corner.

procrastination by RemRabbit June 14, 2014

procrastination 

putting things off till tomorrow aka never doing it ever

dan howell is very good at procrastination

procrastination by placentaflavour August 10, 2014

Procrastinationbook 

A noun.

Coined phrase meaning the use of Facebook in tedious situations to distract oneself.

Other variations include:
- Procrastinationtube (YouTube.)
- Procrastinationspace (Myspace.)
Etc, etc.

Q: Whats up?
A: Nothing much, on Procrastinationbook. Have you finished the term paper yet?
Q: Nahh, I'm still surfing Procrastinationtube.

Procrastinationbook by peppypreppy! March 8, 2009

procrastinate 

when you notice something outside your window, such as a swarm of butterflies or a shinny object or your neighbor picking his nose, that keeps you from doing whatever you have to get done.

i dont really have an example, because the definition was to amazing!

(procrastinate) they needed the word...

procrastinate by joey!! ;D May 10, 2010

Procrastination 

Ehh... You know what? I'll tell you the definition later...

I know procrastination is bad... I should be doing my homework, but playing video games is much more enjoyable.

Procrastination by flamwambam January 25, 2011