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Bowtie Present

A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.
Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.
by maitaiguy December 12, 2009
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PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.
PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.
by damnriver January 30, 2007
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Present 'em

The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.
"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"
by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007
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Present perfect

When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.
Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect

Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect

Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!

Person #2: present perfect
by Jaded One November 8, 2018
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Birthmas Present

A term describing a Birthday/Christmas gift for someone who was born on Christmas Day when someone gives them one gift to serve as gift for both occasions. Usually a cheap way to get out of having to buy two separate gifts.
"I get ripped off every year! I always get a Birthmas present instead of Christmas and Birthday presents since I was born on Christmas day!"
by Alilrebelchick February 22, 2010
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Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.
"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."
by SVP October 8, 2013
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