Pouty Cawk is when your boy is hanging out drinking and all a sudden gets upset and starts acting like a sad little kid. More often then not, he is upset about the size of his cawk but takes it out on everyone else by acting "pouty"
Man what's up with your boy Sugah? Oh, he drank too much Jager and someone said he had a tootsie. Now he's goin home cause he got dat pouty cawk.
by b_rad420 August 3, 2017
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by 6Ferdabois9 June 10, 2018
Get the Poutine Fingering mug.A super-uncomfortable and/or tacky-looking uniform that you are being forced to wear against your will because "it's the proper/expected thing to do" on that occasion.
The teacher made me wear this ridiculous tight 'n' starched poutfit to the high-school graduation, whereas I wanted to just "dress casual and comfy" so that I could truly enjoy my "great moment". Not only did I sweat like nobody's business and feel like a total dork in that horrid garb, but nobody else even seemed to notice or appreciate my appearance all that much, anyway, and so I seriously doubt if they would have truly minded if I'd merely thrown on a nice shirt and ironed jeans.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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I merely suggested that my five-year-old should visit the pediatrician for a pre-school checkup, but he found that idea so poutrageous that he slammed off into his room and didn't come back out till late that afternoon.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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I find dat staring at flowing water for extended periods effectively calms me during stressful occasions, and so I just go and stand on da bridge and watch da river churn by whenever I need a good poutlet.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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Let's eat some Poutine... eh?
by DavyPB July 1, 2019
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