table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.

“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”

by toastcowboy November 12, 2017

Pszwaro Pour

A hefty pour, usually of wine in a wine glass. Typically the pour fills the glass all the way up.

“That was quite the Pszwaro Pour.” “Mind your own business.”

by chickenstriptease July 21, 2020

Pour Us Up

To pour alcoholic beverages for yourself and your friend/friends.

"Okay. Pour us some vodka and then I gotta go. Thanks for the dressing, and the popsicles and the... being here."

Carolyn wiped her eyes. "Any time. Sorry I called you names."

"We fought. I'm sorry too." I opened my arms to see if she wanted a hug, but she shook her head no and wiped her eye again. "I'm fine." She said.

"Okay, then pour us up."

by Cartier Riley October 5, 2023

Pour up a four

mix lean

“ I just pour up a four, baby (Pour it up, yeah, yeah)“ - Travis Scott

by Herrrbert June 27, 2025

Kyla pour

A very large pour of whiskey. It’s a measurement., A triple pour of alcohol. Can you pour me a kyla pour of whiskey?

Can you pour me a kyla pour of whiskey during thanksgiving dinner?

by Kdpick November 24, 2020

pour out my cup

Equivalent to making somebody hate your guts. To pour out your cup means that somebody pissed you off to such a harsh degree they'd make you figuratively or literally pour out your cup of liquor and leave the party.

Kyle: Yo bro how come you left the party early last night?

Chad: That hoe Karen made me pour out my cup because she rejected me even while drunk! And then she called my shrimp tiny!

Kyle: That's duuuuust I had her pour UP my cup! Then we Rick Rolled!

by Slippery Loofa July 9, 2021

Poured too much wooter In the oots

A.K.A. "Pouring too much water in the oats." Referring to that of making oatmeal and pouring too much water. Another way to express 'fucking something up.'

I forgot a lighter! I poured too much wooter in the oots!

by Quélup October 11, 2017