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Get the post woke mug.by Lily June 8, 2004
Get the post whoring mug.Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.
Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(
by Tsu'Tey January 1, 2010
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by saucy626 November 14, 2009
Get the post-metal mug.While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher (whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle), a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor stupid guy get down."
by Pinko_Commie May 6, 2004
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On a forum, it's the act of posting profusely, to be possessed by a consuming urge of posting mindless spams.
On a forum, it's the act of posting profusely, to be possessed by a consuming urge of posting mindless spams.
dude 1 : "Man, look at this guy, he's posted over a thousand posts in just one day!"
dude 2 : "He's definitely post vipering your website. You should ban him!"!
dude 2 : "He's definitely post vipering your website. You should ban him!"!
by McRaeTheOrderite February 13, 2009
Get the Post Vipering mug.The feeling that you have after going to a dance with a girl, which usually makes you feel sad and want to be more then friends
Dude, Jim is so depressed, Sadies just ended and Joyce hasn't called him in a week. He probably has post-dance syndrome.
by SuperSingleton December 28, 2009
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