by Beezer M March 11, 2018
n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
by pratchett-fanboy April 17, 2023
by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023
A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).
“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
by Pierce1 November 14, 2018
a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff
John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"
John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"
Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"
by FydHoe July 27, 2017
She pulled her panties to the side and gave me a glimpse of her pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
She had the wettest pork puss.
by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020
His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.
by Grandma Ham Wallet October 02, 2008