Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 8, 2018

Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

Pork gizzard

Fat chick who stays sucking Dick and got that juicy booty to back it up.

She got that pork gizzard ass and a real pretty mouth.

by 32 Squad August 1, 2019

pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 20, 2011

Pork Plane

A phrase to describe a beefy cool kid, who believes they are proper tanking.

Cool Kid #1 "Did you see that Pork Plane over there?"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"

by Meat Truck June 24, 2008

Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Pork Snork

It means something is no good, broken, beyond repair etc.

Sorry Freddy, it's fucked, it's had the Pork Snork.

by El Barnito June 30, 2023