evil poptart 

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

evil poptart by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

Hungarian Poptart 

Take a shit on your partners chest, skeet on that shit, and insert the skeet-shit combo into you their asshole as a means of heating.( Toaster fashion)

Me and my girl was hungry, so we made a Hungarian Poptart last night. Delicious!!!!!

Hungarian Poptart by King Stinky February 10, 2007

Poptart

1) One who lacks intelligence and serves humanity mainly as a skin filler.

2) No real nutritional/intellectual value

"He's cute, but when he started talking, it was clear he was a total poptart."

"The corporate poptarts have no idea what is going on, but they show up to make the meeting look important."

Poptart by Woobie2 May 19, 2009

Hairy Poptart 

Slang for a hairy vagina. May or may not be delicious like real poptarts.

I ate that hairy poptart and liked it regardless, don't judge me!

Hairy Poptart by Suck-o-Mimus October 18, 2010

poptarting 

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

poptarting by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

poptart

boner
codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.

man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"

poptart by canadianrocker January 13, 2009

poptart

A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.

Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.

poptart by sillygirl69 November 26, 2006