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Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
mugGet the Pootiemug.

pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!
boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️
by yawnzzn August 13, 2024
mugGet the pootifulmug.

pootis

He went to pet the pootis
by pootis enthusiast September 27, 2022
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pootie hammer

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!
by Chicke454 November 7, 2017
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pooty

pooty (p-ou-tee) : noun/verb/adjective: meaning ; anything
pooty.
"pooty." -pooty
by pooty council March 16, 2022
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Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy
I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo
by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020
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pootie doo

Somewhere on your body, you dont want to be hit.
Caught-tamn, she hit brah in the pootie doo!
by ShermanGoneHaveRelation April 1, 2024
mugGet the pootie doomug.

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