Pootie

An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.

The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.

by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022

pootiful

adjective for the term 'poo' used by Moawajunie Mei to express the cuteness of TOMORROW X TOGETHERS CHOI YEONJUN!

boiii black haired yeonjun is so pootiful😭😭❤️❤️

by yawnzzn August 13, 2024

pootis

a cute orange bird

He went to pet the pootis

by pootis enthusiast September 27, 2022

pootie hammer

A penis with pussy juice on it.

Hey babe, clean my pootie hammer!

by Chicke454 November 7, 2017

pooty

pooty (p-ou-tee) : noun/verb/adjective: meaning ; anything

pooty.
"pooty." -pooty

by pooty council March 16, 2022

Pootie

A pet: a cute dog or puppy

I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo

by ForUrbanDictionary March 15, 2020

pootie doo

Somewhere on your body, you dont want to be hit.

Caught-tamn, she hit brah in the pootie doo!

by ShermanGoneHaveRelation April 1, 2024