poosing

the act of being an amazing animal.

dude, look at that shit, it's poosing.

by Olive tree. July 15, 2010

Pooping

According to billie eilish...its the best part of the day

Billie eilish:"pooping the my favorite part of the day,there was one day I pooped 8 times.....that was the best day of my life".

by Ur mom's left big toe September 28, 2019

Poofing

–adjective

3. having well-developed muscles; brawny.
4. vigorously and forcefully expressed, executed, performed, etc., as if by the use of a great deal of muscular power: a muscular response to terrorism.
5. broad and energetic, esp. with the implication that subtlety and grace are lacking: a muscular style.
6. reflected in physical activity and work: a muscular religion.
7. Informal. having or showing power; powerful: a muscular vehicle.

n.

The process of developing the musculature of the body through specific types of diet and physical exercise, such as weightlifting, especially for competitive exhibition.

verb
Causing muscles to flare out due to obsessive visits to the gym causing girls to look at you and say, "Oh hot damn!"

Chick 1: what is the deal with all the guys and body building all of a sudden
Chick 2: i don't know but i like lookin at them though...well some of them.
Chick 1: yeah.. lol...i pull up their fbs... and im like whoa wtf
Chick 2: yeah they poof out fast! hubba hubba!!!

-"Hey man, I went to the gym today.. .i'm poofing out pretty good."

-"Dude, you should see my back, it be poofin' like an f'in teenage mutant ninja turtle!"

-"my arms are poofing so much better than his."

-"I be poofin' up my jam man... I gotta get ready for the Mr. USA competition!"

by coffeebean August 9, 2009

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

pooming

the act of defecating inside another person while they gape

the girl bent over and gaped while the elderly man started pooming in her gape

by alexzanderSJCO July 21, 2009

Poringe

To go on a porn binge.

A:Dude, where were you last night?

B:Sorry man, I was on a poringe.

by Unceunce!! October 18, 2010

poofinger

the finger of choice, usually used by a man, to scratch his other end. causing the finger to sometimes become stained and/or smelly. thus the term poofinger

the customer counted his change with his brown stained poofinger.

my god you hand stinks like ass, did you wash your poofinger today?

by kevin December 22, 2004