by DerpsYT February 16, 2022
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Get the poogery mug.That person is for sure a poober.
by Thicc-witch53 May 18, 2023
Get the Poober mug.A person who finds it necessary to use a half roll of toilet paper (usually amounting to a half inch of TP cushioning) to line the toilet seat of public bathrooms out of fear of contracting an alien disease.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
Also referred to as a daft defecator.
KB: WTF took you so long? That turd must have really been a fighter!
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
Russ: Not at all actually. I would have been out in five minutes had it not taken me ten to remove the remnants of a paranoid pooper before I could drop deucage.
"Hey man sorry it took so long, but a paranoid pooper like myself can never be too cautious before procuring a fat turd nugget.
by Rusty Rustbucket October 27, 2010
Get the paranoid pooper mug.When you get a spicy butthole from taking a red-hot lava dump the day after eating Mexican, Thai, etc.
"As if the fiery mouth-rape inflicted by that habanero salsa last night wasn't punishment enough, I've had a rabid case of pepper pooper all day to boot."
by smiteforyourritetofarty April 14, 2012
Get the Pepper Pooper mug.Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?
Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse
2) Another word for Gender
Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse
2) Another word for Gender
Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
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