Alabama Pleasure Pack

In the epic pursuit of carnal pleasures, there are few "intimacy enhancers" more potent than the "Alabama Pleasure Pack". Composed of but not limited to: One sleeve of goody's powder; one 20oz Mountian Berry Blast Powerade; a pack of bubblicious watermelon bubble gum; approx 21.2g of Funyuns; one expired condom (off brand only) and two tickets to the local livestock auction. The inclusion of semi-solid dairy products (i.e. Cheese Whiz) is highly recommended for lubrication purposes. The Alabama Pleasure Pack is often carried in a brown paper bag to your erotic destination. Application is completely at the end user's discretion.

"Hey Bubba, did your sister finally give it up last night?"
"Yeah she was hesitant at first, until i pulled out the ol' Alabama Pleasure Pack and by the end of the night she was pulling her teeth out of the ceiling fan and we still can't find the dog. My finger smells like it's been in a wookie.

by Leo Joseph July 10, 2010

damn well please

1. What people do when they know better.

2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.

Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.

by Downstrike September 20, 2004

Pleasure Puss

When Sceptic Wounds cause puss to ooze out acting as a lubricant

his dick was covered in pleasure puss making sex alot more enjoyable

by BlueEagle117 November 4, 2016

Pleasure Calendar

A pleasure calendar is similar to an advent calendar, in the sense that each day during the run-up to Christmas, the person to whom the calendar belongs will open a door with a number that corresponds with the date. Only, unlike an advent calendar, the pleasure calendar is commonly given between couples as a way to treat the other person with acts of intimacy or sexual relations. One person will buy the calendar and write down small treats for their partner on paper (e.g. shoulder massage, bathe together, cuddle), which they will place inside the calendar. Then, when the person who owns the calendar opens the door for that day, they will take out the slip of paper and are able to use that piece of paper as a coupon of some sort. They can either choose to use it on the day they receive it, or save up their 'coupons' and use multiple in one day.

(Pleasure calendars are hand-made, not available in stores. Those who give them as gifts will either buy an advent calendar and replace the chocolate with paper slips, buy a blank calendar that allows them to insert whatever they wish, or make the whole thing from scratch.)

Example of things you might find written in a pleasure calendar:
- 'Partner will cook dinner'
- 'Cuddle on couch'
- 'Shoulder massage'
- 'Take a bath together'

Example of a pleasure calendar being given:
Nate: "Baby, I bought you a pleasure calendar."
Roxy: "Wow, thanks!"
December 1st - Roxy opens the calendar to find a slip of paper that reads 'Cuddle session'

by yourfriendlyirishpotato October 6, 2019

Pleasant surprise

A polite way of informing offspring they were neither planned nor wanted while conforming to cultural expectations to love each child equally.

Most frequently the middle child.

See also: accident

Child: So did you always want two sons dad?

Father: Well actually, you were quite the pleasant surprise!

by BronThesaurus January 31, 2020

please no

Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no

by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021

pleasiness

Bearing great pleasure, with a hint of divinity.

"I'll have you know the pleasiness of these brownies far outweights the potency of their artery clogging."

"Where is Zac? It wont be the same level of pleasiness without him."

by dr duck March 1, 2021