perpitrate

a person that trys to get with somebody's girl friend. Also, the act of perpin' and a perpitrater, same thing, etc.

Yo Tim, Steve was tryin to perpitrate, I saw him grab you're girl's ass. Knock that fuckin perp out.

by skillfulguy April 29, 2003

perp

to insert an object or finger into a friends ass in a joking manner.

james tried to perp me this morning with a pen!

if you don't stop bugging me i'm going to perp you!

by foy jones December 27, 2007

perp

perp. (abbr.)
perpetrator.

One who derives far too much pleasure from being an absolute menace to certain chimpanzees chimpus maximus.

"Did you hear who's playing at Steve Irwin's funeral?"

"No, who?"

"Sting"

"PERP!"

by Chimpanzee September 23, 2008

perpencoculated

utterly and hopelessly lost due to a lost sense of direction.

these suburbs all look the same; I'm all perpencoculated, man!

by kirixen August 10, 2004

peerpants

a lovable British faggot

lol you're such an peerpants

by lelashtasg December 1, 2013

Perpetual motion

During 69 he suddenly shoves his cock deep down her throat causing her to both gag and vomit on his dick and fart into his face - in response he gags and vomits between her leg.

Eternal motion.... if it's more than a fart.

Hotel housekeeping refused to clean the sheets after the guests performed Perpetual Motion

by Jennon the navigator November 2, 2016

perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.

They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone

by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017